How DARE you torch Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man ( or HDatMM in fanboy circles). That flick is not only a classic, but is considered to be the blueprint followed for all subsequent action/buddy flicks made after. Like Tango and Cash? Thank HDatMM! Turner and Hooch floated your boat? HDatMM was there first. Meet your wife at a screening of the notebook? Burn some incense at the Rourke/Johnson altar, cause they made the original.

Anxiously waiting for your written apology,

Jim