Kevin Smith’s new movie – Red State – is coming soon.
I’m a die hard KS fan. I listen to Smodcast steady. I was all over that Southwest Airlines shit a while back. I think his movies are good.
He’s wrapped a new movie that goes in a different direction. It’s a fucking horror movie. Michael Parks is in it. John Goodman is in it. Michael Angarano is in it – for those of you who remember him from Gentleman Broncos. I’m particularly interested in …
If you’ve Googled “How To Kill A Maenad” or “How Do You Kill Maryann Forrester from True Blood?” then I have good news for you. You have come to the right place. This is directed to all the True Blood fans in Ottawa who essentially put their Sunday nights on lock between 9-10.
This is the bottom line. You can’t kill a Maenad. Maryann Forrester is immortal, and Sam Merlotte has every reason to run. Here’s some clarification on what she is, who she is, and how she is presented in the books by …
I had the pleasure of eating at Luxe Bistro last night, and left with the opinion that this is one of Ottawa’s best restaurants. I’m sure that will piss of some of Ottawa’s more well known foodies who swear by the Gastropub or Beckta (also excellent establishments). What I really like about the restaurant, besides it’s convenient location, is the French brasserie feel. It’s just a cool spot, and doesn’t come off as pretentious.
Our waiter and sommelier, Neil Gowe, provided friendly and knowledgeable service, and paired …
Matt Wallace from Ottawa. What’s up homey? Thanks for your support.
Olivia Quesnel from Ottawa threw her support behind the movement. Thank you.
Vince Playboy from Toronto. I have no idea who you are, but thank you for the $5.00 and no, unfortunately, I can’t make it out to the LADEEEZ NIGHT at Slick Night Club tomorrow.
Courtney Johnston sent $10.00. Thank you.
Felix from Aylmer sent $2.00 and an email of what I’m pretty sure are his genitals. Thanks I guess.
I need everyone to change their Facebook statuses to “www.chrisneedsaniphone.com”
I need you to tweet “www.chrisneedsaniphone.com”.
I need you to secure a small note to the leg of a pigeon or dove, saying “www.chrisneedsaniphone.com”, and release it into the air, hoping that it finds someone, who will do the first two things.
We’re making progress. We’ve received $30 just this morning. That’s almost 1% of our goal.
Victor Anderson of North Gower, Ontario submitted the image of the iPhone ONLY WITH THE BLACKBERRY Operating System. Funny joke …
