We’re getting closer. I’ve received tentative support from a few new Ottawa based partners in my quest to get rid of my Blackberry Storm and hop onto an iPhone. Joey’s Shawarma in Bell’s Corners didn’t hang up on me when I mentioned www.chrisneedsaniphone.com, and neither did the Harvey’s on Baseline Road. This is promising, and I’m feeling pretty good about it. Also, Fabricland on Walkley Road said the manager would call me back. Keeping my fingers crossed!

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Blackberry Storm update: I received an email from a man this morning who told me his Storm is always on Speakerphone and only stays in Landscape ALL THE TIME.

Dear readers,

About a month ago, I decided to get a new phone. I’ve been an avid Blackberry user for the last 3 years. I’ve been happy with all of the devices I’ve owned, and the added bonus with the whole thing is the fact that a Canadian company was responsible for these addictive little pieces of technology. Blackberry has built a solid reputation on creating – for the most part – excellent smartphones. Until now.

I gingerly waltzed into the Bell Store at the Billings Bridge mall in Ottawa, and explained that I had been using a Blackberry Curve, but that I had dropped it a few times, and more than anything wanted to check out some new devices. I was also complaining that the phone would drop calls a lot of the time, and when you rely on your phone for business, this can be embarassing and frustrating. Did it occur to me that this could be a result of the network? No, because when I’m in the mood for a gadget, logic seems to vanish quicker than the eyebrows that Whoppi Goldberg apparently used to have.

To provide a bit of balance into all of this, I have to say that Bell’s customer service is so superior to Rogers in every way shape and form, in my opinion. They are helpful and knowledgeable, and I’ve found them to be responsive and courteous. I was with Rogers for my cell phone for 3 years at one one point, and currently give them my at home phone service, my cable, and my internet business. A recent exchange with them was an extreme waste of my time, and I endured them sending me a bill for an amount that was accidentally paid online to a previous account I held (totally my fault). After having addressed the issue and being assured all had been taken care of and corrected, they proceeded to send me a bill for 3 months with the same outstanding total. When I called back, I encountered a sales rep named Christine, who was more like the possessed car from everyone’s favorite John Carpenter – Stephen King film adaptation. If there was a picture next to the word “bitch” in the dictionary, she’d undoubtedly be there. ANYWAY – back to the point…

The Blackberry Storm is NOT a good product. I have a feeling as I write this, that there may be some of you who are reading this who may be going – “no kidding!”. It’s been dissapointing on a number of levels. I’m being polite here, because last week, when this phone wouldn’t adjust back to landscape, I secretly hoped that Jim Balsillie would get attacked by pack of coyotes in a rare occurence of ironic revenge for allowing a hastily prepared and barely tested product to leave the desks of BB’s engineers.

I left for a trip to Vancouver only a few days after having purchased this phone, and within 72 hours, found myself wanting to chuck it into the Pacific. This phone has some potential, but the software on this thing is so crap, that you’ll find yourself clenching your teeth as it lags in an attempt to go from your contacts back to the home screen. Good news though, the game WORD MOLE, which I downloaded from the Blackberry App Store, is really fun. On that note, the Blackberry App Store has more tumbleweeds than most Westerns, not to mention the fact that some of these useless applications go for like $30-40 +++. This all sucks. Interestingly enough, the cell clarity tended to be a bit better in Vancouver than it was in Ottawa.

I don’t think I’ve ever gotten 5 bars on the phone. I get dropped on the network like a bad tenant. It’s most awesome when this happens and and someone is laughing and walking by me talking about a wicked new free app they just got on their iPhone, OR, they’re fully listening to a shuffled selection of their favorite songs. Great.

The click screen is a good idea. If it worked at least 70% of the time on my phone, that would be great idea too. Remember that game “Trouble”? It kind of feels like that. Now imagine if when you popped that fucking set of bubbled dice they had a tendency just to not do anything 30% of the time. I used to play Trouble all the time when I was a kid. Imagine a party with a bunch of pre teens pounding Mountain Dew and eating Doritos, popping that bubble, and virtually every third pop, the dice would sit there like dead mice. You may be able to still hear the “click”, but nothing would happen. That party would turn into a massacre. Yes it would. Parents would be called…pretty sure, because those kids would just beat the hell out of each other in frustration. Hopefully this illustrates the point.

What gives Blackberry? Were you guys in that much of a panic to hurry this thing out that you forgot to design it properly? What makes this worse is that the internet has more negative stuff to say about this product than good things. Also, a software update needs to happen for the thing yesterday, because if I try to answer another phone call, and click the hell out of the window as I see the caller helplessley go to voicemail, I am going to lose my mind. With that said, I am giving up on this thing. However, the $20 a month of a cancellation fee for the recently renewed 3 year term with Bell to get the rebate on the phone is going to be around $720, plus the cost of the new iPhone.

Consider this a social experiment. Donate to the cause, and I am going to buy this iPhone, and then swiftly migrate my entire life to Apple products. We take Paypal, Visa, Mastercard, whatever. Once I’ve raised the sufficient funds required, I will document my ginger waltz into a Rogers store through the video camera on my Blackberry, post to my blog, and then finish this social media pilgrimage of sorts with a final video, also captured on my Blackberry Storm, of me destroying the device in a dramatic fashion. Like really spectacular. Like I’m talking 1,000,000 hits on Youtube spectacular.

As a parting note, your donations would be greatly appreciated, and I’ll make it worth all your collective whiles…