In an effort to simply observe and report what is active and prolonged cases of extreme bad taste in individuals in the media spotlight, I’ve started a new category on the Five O’Clock Track Tream. It’s called “Douche Alert”. FYI…when the post says “Xtreme Douche Alert”, it requires you to quite literally put down whatever the hell it is that you’re doing…like I don’t care if you’re getting surgery…and check this out.

Criss Angel. Arguably a good magician, but agreeably by all of humanity, caught in a vortex of thinking he’s in Motley Godsmack, and at this point, a douche in the form of a mid 40′s looking dude to lay as many Playboy bunnies as possible before teleporting himself back to “joisey” to retire as the old Greek man that he will become. Is he an entertainment liability? Yes….but his existence is required to ensure we have a visual reference for reasons as to why our children should at least get their high school diplomas and not get caught up in the popularity game in high school. If my parents had shown me this, there is a good chance I would not have quit University to pursue a career as a drummer in a rock band.

Just watch this video – hurry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTVFvavwNdg&eurl=http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/